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My name is Dani and I originally hail from the mysterious land of Ohio. I now live in South Carolina, and I'm married to a lovely man named Matt who showers me in teddy bears and chocolate cake. We have a cat named Sophie and a new kitten named Howl. Kellie has since passed on.

Arts and Crafts

Likes: Nature, cute things, teddy bears, mmos, anime, furries, art

Dislikes: Spiders, getting rained on, feet, being wrong or criticized, politics, internet drama

Favorite colors: Green, pink, rainbows

Favorite foods: Cheese, sweets, donuts, french bread, steak

Favorite Drinks: Pepsi, chocolate milk, wine coolers, fireball

Favorite Animals: Cats, hedgehogs, piggies, birds, turtles, tortoises

 

racingatthespeedoflove:

For the people who don’t believe this actually happens in Florida

  • Yes, it is raining.
  • Yes, it is also sunny.
  • Yes, that was thunder.
  • YES, THERE IS A RAINBOW IN MY BACKYARD. 8D

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..